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Friday, December 30, 2011

Who is Kate Upton and Why Does My Boyfriend Love Her?




No relationship is perfect. We all fight our own battles — whether your boyfriend forgets to pick you up from swim practice, doesn’t notice your new haircut or simply doesn’t want to get drunk and make out 24/7 (haha, yeah right). You talk it out, forgive and forget.
But what happens when the “battle” at hand is a 5’10 blonde bombshell named Kate Upton and she’s taking up 100% of your BF’s attention? Clean up on aisle five, droolfest.
Ladies, I think it’s time we learned as much as possible about Ms. Upton, relationship terrorist. Arm yourselves with knowledge and an even fiercer, lacier, whore-ier set of underwear. Our friends at COEDMagazine, who were some of the first guys to drink the Kate Kool-Aid, did us the favor of recapping her finer moments of 2011. Take heed.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Ellen tries to get Kate Upton to confirm Mark Sanchez is her boyfriend


Using a maze of circular logic and semantics, Ellen DeGeneres tried to get Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton to confirm she was dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez during Thursday's episode.

Ellen was unsuccessful in those attempts, as Upton danced around the question and refused to give a straight answer.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Fox News Interviews Both Kate Upton And Her Congressman Uncle About Her Sexy Sports Illustrated Cover

by Jon Bershad


This past week, supermodel Kate Upton has been all over the news, partly because she nabbed the coveted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover spot and partly because, Jesus, justlook at her. For some, including this writer, this fact only works as further proof that Upton isn’t actually a human but rather a robot designed by the government to be the world’s most beautiful woman and hypnotize regular Americans through the Dougie (the intense amount of Photoshop on that cover isn’t helping disprove the inhuman theory). For the folks at Fox News, though, this meant that they had the chance to interview both Uptons in one morning about the young model’s sexy pictorials.
First, on Fox and Friends, came Kate. Shockingly, it turns out that there just aren’t that many questions that news anchors can come up with to ask theSports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl and so a couple tend to get repeated. “What’s your number?” and “Can you start dancing on my early morning TV show?”
Speaking of politicians, not two hours later, Rep. Fred Upton, “Uncle Fred” to Kate, showed up on Fox News as well to talk about various issues like the Solyndra scandal. Upton did his best with the questions but he seemed a little more comfortable talking Congress talk.
What grown man wouldn’t want to go on national television to answer questions about how “beautiful” his 19-year-old niece looks when she’s barely wearing anything?

Friday, December 9, 2011

Kate Upton: America’s love/hate relationship with the new ‘it’ model


By Maura Judkis
Model Kate Upton graces the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2012 Swimsuit Issue. (Walter Iooss JR - AP)
Kate Upton, a 19-year-old swimwear model, is your 2012 Sports Illustrated cover girl this year, and seemingly everyone has an opinion on her. Although the magazine’s cover model always makes news, it’s been a while since an issue has provoked such polarizing opinions: Fans of Upton will defend her fiercely, while her detractors have slung some vicious insults.

It’s not just bodysnarking or the annual feminist outcry against SI’s objectification of women — some of Upton’s harshest critics come from within the fashion industry.

Love:

Both men and women love her “real body”: Upton represents a move back toward the Cindy Crawford-style curvier supermodel, and away from the super-svelte sunken-cheekbone type that has been walking runways in recent years. “I hope she represents a new/retro standard in modeling. According to the New York Times, one of the contributing factors to Upton being signed to IMG was a YouTube video of her doing the Dougie.

She wants to be a Tyra Banks-style ‘modelpreneur’: It’s not enough to be a pretty face these days — models must nab endorsement deals and launch their own products to have staying power and move into Tyra Banks/Heidi Klum territory. Hate:

(That day, Erik Wemple noted with glee that a bikini-clad photo of Upton appeared on the New York Times’ Page 3.)

Her celebrity dating life makes her tabloid fodder: Upton has been linked to New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and Kanye West, though she has denied dating both. Upton’s tabloid life means she risks being overexposed in more than just a too-tiny bikini sort of way. And speaking of that bikini ...

Certainly, the ability to wear unnaturally small bikini bottoms has not endeared Upton to women. A CafeMom commenter wrote, “What bikini?


Thursday, December 1, 2011

PHOTOS: Kate Upton celebrates her SI Swimsuit cover




NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 14: SI Swimsuit 2012 cover model Kate Upton arrives at Ed Sullivan Theater on February 14, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Donna Ward/Getty Images for Sports Illustrated)

Thursday, November 10, 2011

87 SEX APPEAL



Kate Upton introduced herself on Twitter with: "I am trying to figure out how to make the background a picture of my boobs.” Hot from the buzz of herSports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue pictorial -- complete with a swimsuit made entirely of body paint -- she’s now a bona fide lunchtime internet distraction for thousands of men. Whether it’s underwear-baring shenanigans with friends, the careful balancing of glasses in her cleavage or a fun-loving pose while supporting her beloved New York Jets, Upton has the world wondering what they might see next. Though she makes the Twitterverse a sexier place, Upton also keeps it classy without the need to “pull a Kardashian.”   


Kate Upton’s portfolio has made her physical gifts the centerpieces of her sexiness (she’s been accused by airport security of hiding cell phones in her bra), but her playful personality is equally attractive. She takes full advantage of the adventures offered, whether it’s a cockpit seat on a lunch trip to California, enjoying a New York Knicks game in a deluxe suite or just gorging out tosushi. On the record for saying she wants to tie the knot in swimming gear, Kate Upton’s full personality and physical package is enough to keep any man’s attention.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

73 SUCCESS



It's hard to argue that Kate Upton didn't pick the perfect industry to make the most of her assets. Often compared to a younger and slimmer version of Anna Nicole Smith -- who also became a model through her work with Guess -- Upton has already joined the ranks of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue elite, which has served as a springboard for the likes of Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller andBrooklyn Decker.

Coming to the Sports Illustrated scene by way of clothing brands Garage and Guess, Beach Bunny Swimwear and Jenna Leigh lingerie, Kate Upton -- like her recent growth spurt -- has achieved a fast climb through the modeling ranks. While she admits to finding the 10-hour plus work days fatiguing, she’s living out every young model’s dream by hosting MTV at her apartment, making jokes for David Letterman and hopping on planes regularly for international photo shoots.



Thursday, September 22, 2011

Why we love Kate Upton


If we had to sum up Kate Upton in just one word, it’d probably just be “wow”. That’s right, “wow”. Just "wow". Why? Kate Upton’s got the lot, hasn’t she? As a general rule of thumb, you have to if you’re deemed hot enough to be able to count Guess, Beach Bunny swimwear and Victoria’s Secret among your employers. Kate Upton’s glorious journey from child horse rider (as in, she was a child when she rode horses all the time – we didn’t mean child horses, we know that they’re called ponies, obviously) to ethereal modeling angel of our dreams began when she was just 12. Thankfully, she remembered to do so – and on attending an open casting call in 2008, Kate Upton was snapped up on the spot. God bless the legal system.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Kate Upton: still wearing bikinis, still hot



Oh, hey Kate Upton. Glad to see you're sticking with what works, what with wearing bikinis and everything. We'd hate to see you branch out.

That's a lie. We love Kate Upton, and we'd love to see her try different things because as fascinating as seeing her in a range of Beach Bunny bikinis might be, it's getting difficult come up with new things to say about it.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Kate Upton Can’t Hide Her Perfect Breasts


In case you haven’t noticed, Kate Upton is one of the hottest supermodels on the planet right now. Alright so I don’t think she’s really considered a supermodel, she’s far too chunky for that, but she’s clearly one of the hottest bikini models on the planet right now. Why the fashion industry is so against chicks with massive breasts is beyond me. Anyhow, here she is in some hot shots for something called Skullcandy clothing. I don’t know what that is either, but those breasts are awesome.